The world is not with us enough

fuckyeahbugreports:

Game: Deus Ex

Category: object collision

Reproducibility: always

Severity: minor

Assign to: Chris Norden, Lead Programmer

Reported by: Simon Ferrari

Summary: fucking LAM ladders

Description: You can climb whatever the fuck you want by jumping on LAMs.

Steps to Reproduce:

1) Acquire two-three LAMs (gas grenades work, too—what a fucking misnomer).

2) Put one LAM on a wall.

3) Jump on that shit.

4) Realize that you’re not gonna fucking fall back to the ground.

5) Make like a ladder out of them.

6) Fuck up our level design.

Solution: When was the last time you fucking went rock climbing? Do we have a story in here about how JC is a fucking expert rock climber? Is that a skill that the fucking future police have? Because I’m pretty sure you’d need to be the Jesus of fucking rock climbing, plus a crazy asshole, to try climbing up a building using fucking mines. Don’t make stupid shit collidable.