Game: Deus Ex
Category: object collision
Assign to: Chris Norden, Lead Programmer
Reported by: Simon Ferrari
Summary: fucking LAM ladders
Description: You can climb whatever the fuck you want by jumping on LAMs.
Steps to Reproduce:
1) Acquire two-three LAMs (gas grenades work, too—what a fucking misnomer).
2) Put one LAM on a wall.
3) Jump on that shit.
4) Realize that you’re not gonna fucking fall back to the ground.
5) Make like a ladder out of them.
6) Fuck up our level design.
Solution: When was the last time you fucking went rock climbing? Do we have a story in here about how JC is a fucking expert rock climber? Is that a skill that the fucking future police have? Because I’m pretty sure you’d need to be the Jesus of fucking rock climbing, plus a crazy asshole, to try climbing up a building using fucking mines. Don’t make stupid shit collidable.